Do you enjoy playing Overwatch? Do you feel like competitive is too hard on your own? Would you like to be among like-minded gamers that never expect you to carry? Or in short, WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN TEAM THROW?
We are a growing community of gamers that want to have fun first and foremost - but almost never do, because we throw.
When you get tilted, when you're too tired, when your team just honestly sucks: just throw! It's funnier to try-hard when you know your teammate is playing only with one foot.
Come one, come all and join TEAM THROW! Where everyone is a loser - and so everybody wins!
When I founded Team Throw in 2026 I didn't care what people thought, I had a vision, one day while taking a poo I had a spark, a vision so to say from Jeff Kaplan himself.
This vision has given me the power and the reason to be the founder of this team, a team that doesn't show off with their high K/D Ratio but the opposite it made us fearful and known fast, so fast actually I was interviewed by my neighbors dog and was endorsed with many licks.
I saw those poor souls, trying their best to show who they are, to become the legends they desire to be, and me? I'm the visionary that can make their dreams come true. A Mei blocking D.va bomb? That's honesty, D.va players we're always a show off, but blocking a bomb like that? That requires real skill.
Winning is a sin, we all know that, no one remembers the person who lost but has created something stronger than a win. Friends, Family, The people along the way, that's who matter the most, and throwing with them gives the strongest synergy than any other team.
Throwalonians 4:20 — "And the Lord looked upon the battlefield and saw those who sought victory, and he was disappointed. For it is written that the true path is not of wins, but of throws so magnificent, so breathtaking, that thine enemies shall queue dodge at the mere sight of thy username. Blessed are the feeders, for they shall inherit the bronze lobby." — The Book of Throw, Chapter 4, Verse 20
Team Throw isn't looking for players. We're looking for believers. Do you have what it takes to be the worst? Our scouts are watching. Every missed shot, every wasted ultimate, every "report [you]" in match chat — that's your audition tape.
If you answered yes to any of the above, pick up that controller, lock in your worst hero, and throw your way to glory. Your commission will be reviewed by our board of directors. Arbuznik himself will evaluate your application.